Yes, for only $6.99 (times 2) and a pair of healthy lungs, you can can have your very own water confident child.
And even better, these roll right off the little tykes arms just like that water worm toy. (Am I dating myself? Do you know what toy I'm talking about?)
Actually, I think they are called "Arm Floats" now and not "water wings."
Actually, I think they are called "Arm Floats" now and not "water wings."
But who cares about semantics when you can go down the water slide with all your brothers, their friends, and several hundred strangers.
Be wary of the side effects : Cannon ball jumps, repeated wandering out into the really deep water, and big white tan lines on your biceps.
Also beware of hot metal items or you'll be shelling out another $6.99.
1 comment:
Awww, makes ya feel like a superhero, doesn't it? How. Very. Cool.
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