Thursday, June 14, 2007

Joys of boys....part 352

The scene: Sam, almost four-years-old and two McDonald's toys: a girl penguins and some sort of chicken like creature. Both with surfboards.

The action: Sam creates the following conversations as the two characters surf across the kitchen table.

Chicken figure: "Hey baby....you a great surfer. You wanna go out to dinner sometime?"

Penguin girl: "Sure, but I'm not kissing you."



I. kid. you. not.

And he's not even four yet. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my pint-sized Casanova. But at least he offered to take her out to dinner.