from the 5 year old

Conversation #1"If you're shy, you should move to Japan.
Do you know what you do in Japan if you want to say hello?"
Puts hands together and bows in Japanese greeting.

"And if you want to say Thank You, you know what you do?"
Puts hands together and bows in Japanese greeting.

"And then if you want to say Goodbye, you just do this."
Puts hands together and bows in Japanese greeting.

So if you don't like to talk to people....go live in Japan.